Why should you watch Jersey Shore?
You should watch this amazing show because MTV proclaims it's the hottest new TV series out there. If you are not following Jersey Shore on Thursday nights, then you must be just rotting at home in your room doing nothing. Come on, anyone that is socially acceptable is tuning in to this show weekly. Think of it this way, watching Jersey Shore is like having a water fight with fifty half-naked male models in the middle of spring. The humorous and refreshing vibe it brings really awakens your inner "Snookie". This is why people who pay attention to Jersey Shore are always acquainted and in vogue. Most of all, this show gives younger viewers confidence which helps them get more friends. Then, allows them to become popular and trendy. Thus creating a perfect, successful teenage life! Lastly, to all the people who do not know what Jersey Shore is, I suggest finding out soon before I come and hunt you down.
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"Think of it this way, watching Jersey Shore is like having a water fight with fifty half-naked male models in the middle of spring." = weak analogy
ReplyDelete"Lastly, to all the people who do not know what Jersey Shore is, I suggest finding out soon before I come and hunt you down." = ad baculum
"Most of all, this show gives younger viewers confidence which helps them get more friends. Then, allows them to become popular and trendy. Thus creating a perfect, successful teenage life!" - slippery slope
ReplyDelete"because MTV proclaims it's the hottest new TV series out there" - appeal to authority
"If you are not following Jersey Shore on Thursday nights, then you must be just rotting at home in your room doing nothing" - ad hominem
HAHAHA the best line in this is "watching Jersey Shore is like having a water fight with fifty half-naked male models in the middle of spring"!! This is beyond funny! :)
"You should watch this amazing show because MTV proclaims it's the hottest new TV series out there." = appeal to authority
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